Some people are surprisingly great at lying. The expert con artists of the world could easily have you in the palm of their hand, ready to do their bidding, and you wouldn’t even know it. This unique and deceitful ability proves just how great some people are (despite being overall terrible human beings).
I see you…
I think it’s real?
Funny, I used to live there, too.
Maybe replace that with [INSERT HERE]?
That’s hella creepy.
Steve Jobs does not approve.
Isn’t technology grand?
I knew I was getting sick!
Gimme the Deats.
Practicing their selfie skills.
I’ll pay you $10,000 for it!